Burrito Underground: Employee Shirt

$26.14 CAD

The burritos are legal now. Our work here is done.

The Burrito Underground Employee Shirt is an authentic-ish piece of history from the days when brave men and women risked everything to bring the people of Pueblo de Vacas the one thing the law said they couldn't have: Mexican food.

Back then, the Burrito Underground operated in the shadows—an illicit food-delivery network moving burritos through the streets, keeping customers fed while staying one step ahead of authorities. But times change. Laws change. And eventually Pueblo de Vacas came to its senses and legalized Mexican food.

We've since moved on to other, "completely legitimate" business opportunities, leaving us with a warehouse full of old employee shirts and very little reason to keep them.

Featuring the Burrito Underground logo on the front and a distressed ¡VIVA LA BURRITO! graphic on the back, this is your chance to own a souvenir from Pueblo de Vacas' tastiest criminal enterprise.

Perfect for burrito smugglers, culinary outlaws, former customers, freedom-loving taco enthusiasts, and anyone nostalgic for the days when ordering carnitas meant knowing a guy who knew a guy.

Buy one while supplies last. We aren't hiring replacements.

¡Viva La Burrito!

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.